Not Meeting Expectations Candle

For when “we appreciate your effort” really means try harder, but for the same pay. This candle captures the unmistakable scent of disappointment — lightly infused with burnout, sarcasm, and a hint of “we’ll revisit this next quarter.”

Light it up after your latest performance review or while re-reading that vague feedback email. It won’t improve your KPIs, but at least your workspace will smell like something other than failure and instant coffee.

Product Features

• Eco-friendly, non-toxic soy wax (because you’re underperforming, not polluting)

• Reusable glass jar — doubles as a motivational urn for crushed dreams

• Scents designed to mask the aroma of corporate despair

• 50–60 hours of slow, scented underachievement

• Fully compliant with ASTM safety standards (unlike your bonus process)

Care Instructions
Keep it where you can see it — like your unrealistic goals. Keep away from kids, pets, and management. Never burn near flammable items (especially feedback forms).

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Lumient, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.