Got Promoted Candle

Congrats on climbing one rung higher on the corporate ladder — enjoy the view from middle management, where the air is thinner and the meetings are longer. This candle celebrates your “success” with a scent far sweeter than the taste of responsibility.

Light it up while pretending to read reports or during those “quick syncs” that never end. It won’t fix your imposter syndrome, but it’ll make your new job title smell like victory (and mild panic).

Product Features

• Eco-friendly, non-toxic soy wax — because you’ve already inhaled enough office drama

• Reusable glass jar for pens, snacks, or performance anxiety

• Multiple scents to match your new level of delusion

• Long burn time: 50–60 hours — about the same as your new work week

• Fully compliant with ASTM safety standards (unlike your overtime policy)

Care Instructions
Keep it burning in sight — like your ambition. Keep away from kids, pets, and jealous coworkers. Never burn near flammable items — especially your promotion announcement email.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Lumient, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.