I'm The Only Gift You Need Candle

You already make the office brighter — but here’s a candle anyway. Light it up and let everyone bask in your brilliance (and this surprisingly good scent). Perfect for open-plan survivors, overachievers, and anyone humble enough to gift their own greatness.

Crafted from eco-friendly soy wax, this candle burns longer than most people’s enthusiasm for work — 50 to 60 glorious hours of glow, sass, and self-appreciation. Whether it’s for you or your favorite coworker-slash-victim, this is the only gift that truly says “You’re welcome.”

Product Features

• Eco-friendly, non-toxic soy wax (you’re saving the planet and the team)

• Reusable glass vessel — doubles as a pen pot, snack holder, or shrine to yourself

• Multiple delightfully smug scents available

• Long burn time: 50–60 hours of pure superiority

• Fully compliant with ASTM safety standards (because HR made us say that)

Care Instructions
Keep it burning where you can see it — like your reputation. Keep away from kids, pets, and anyone who can’t handle your energy. Never burn near flammable items (or your manager’s ego).