Job Description Candle

For when your role changes hourly and you’re 80% sure you’re doing someone else’s work. This candle captures the scent of mild confusion, forced enthusiasm, and whatever “other duties as assigned” really means.

Light it during your fifth “quick update” meeting or whenever your manager says “pivot.” It won’t clarify your job description, but it will make your workspace smell like you’ve got your life together — even if your to-do list disagrees.

Product Features

• Eco-friendly, non-toxic soy wax (because at least one thing here is pure)

• Reusable glass jar for pens, snacks, or resignation drafts

• Multiple scents designed for the emotionally employed

• 50–60 hours of slow, fragrant burnout

• Fully compliant with ASTM safety standards (unlike your workload)

Care Instructions
Keep it in sight, away from kids, pets, and anyone who thinks “let’s circle back” is leadership. Do not burn near flammable items — especially your performance review.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Lumient, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.