Just Fired Cap

They called it “downsizing.” You call it freedom.

This cap is your official merch for not giving a damn — a stylish middle finger to the 9–5 that broke your spirit before payroll did.

Embroidered for legends of corporate casualties.

Black like your ex-company’s soul.

One-size-fits-all, unlike your boss’s ego.

Wear it to your exit interview. Or your next startup pitch. Same energy.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Yupoong 6245CM, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults. For adults. Not for use by ages 0-3, Blank product sourced from China

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.