Leave Me Alone Cap

For when “I’m fine” stopped being believable six meetings ago.
This cap is your personal out-of-office sign — wearable, undeniable, and 100% HR-compliant (barely).

Embroidered with silent rage and social battery warnings.

Black — like your soul before coffee.

One-size-fits-all, unlike your tolerance for people.

Perfect for Mondays, open-plan offices, and unsolicited “quick chats.”

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Yupoong 6245CM, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults. For adults. Not for use by ages 0-3, Blank product sourced from China

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.