Leaving Candle

So… you’ve decided to abandon ship. Bold move. This candle perfectly captures the bittersweet scent of fake smiles, passive-aggressive goodbyes, and everyone pretending they’re happy for you.

Light it up while packing your desk or reading those “keep in touch!” messages that we both know are lies. It won’t stop us from talking about you after you leave, but at least the office will smell amazing while we do.

Product Features

• Eco-friendly, non-toxic soy wax — because at least someone here has morals

• Reusable glass jar — ideal for holding pens, tears, or your farewell cards

• Multiple scents that smell better than your replacement’s first day

• Long burn time: 50–60 hours of fragrant betrayal

• Fully compliant with ASTM safety standards (unlike your notice period)

Care Instructions
Keep it in sight — like the exit. Keep away from kids, pets, and people pretending not to be jealous. Never burn near flammable items (especially your reference letter).

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Lumient, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.