Nothing Will Fix This Candle

When life’s a dumpster fire and the office is the lighter, this candle won’t solve a damn thing — but at least it smells good while everything burns. Light it up, take a deep breath, and pretend you’re somewhere far away from reply-all emails, budget cuts, and “quick catch-ups.”

Made from clean-burning soy wax, it’s the one functional thing in your workspace right now. Ideal for coworkers, friends, or yourself — because sometimes self-care is just watching something else melt down for a change.

Product Features

• Eco-friendly, non-toxic soy wax (the only thing not toxic in your life)

• Reusable glass jar for décor or collecting tears of frustration

• A range of scents that smell far better than your team’s decisions

• Long burn time: 50–60 hours of sweet, scented denial

• Fully compliant with ASTM safety standards (unlike your department)

Care Instructions
Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children, pets, and management. Never burn near flammable items — especially paperwork you might still need.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Lumient, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.