Passed Probation Candle

Congrats! You’ve officially tricked everyone into thinking you know what you’re doing. Celebrate your survival with a candle that smells like relief, overconfidence, and mild imposter syndrome.

Light it up while you wait for your next “quick chat” with HR, or gift it to a fellow survivor of the onboarding Hunger Games. It won’t make you love your job, but it’ll make pretending a whole lot nicer.

Product Features

• Eco-friendly, non-toxic soy wax (because one of you should be pure)

• Reusable glass jar for snacks, pens, or false hope

• Multiple scents that smell better than your corporate kitchen

• 50–60 hours of slow-burning employment security

• Fully compliant with ASTM safety standards (unlike your training program)

Care Instructions
Keep within sight — like your probation paperwork. Keep away from kids, pets, and management. Never burn near flammable items (especially bridges).

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Lumient, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.