Retiring Candle

Finally — freedom from meetings, deadlines, and pretending to understand “the new system.” This candle captures the scent of pure relief, financial panic, and a dash of “good luck filling your time.”

Light it up while you delete Outlook, ignore LinkedIn messages, and plan your new full-time career in doing absolutely nothing. It’s the perfect gift for the colleague who made it out alive — and the rest of us who are secretly jealous.

Product Features

• Eco-friendly, non-toxic soy wax — because the planet’s the only thing you’re leaving behind

• Reusable glass jar for snacks, coins, or early-bird vouchers

• Multiple scents to match your newfound leisure

• 50–60 hours of long, relaxing burn — longer than your attention span in staff meetings

• Fully compliant with ASTM safety standards (unlike your retirement plan)

Care Instructions
Keep it in sight — like your pension balance. Keep away from kids, pets, and ex-colleagues asking for “a quick handover.” Never burn near flammable items — especially your old uniform.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Lumient, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.