You Problem Candle

Finally — a candle that says what you’re really thinking in meetings. When someone dumps their chaos on your to-do list, light this baby, take a deep breath, and remember: that’s a them issue.

This soy candle smells like boundaries, self-respect, and mild indifference. It won’t solve anything, but it will make your workspace feel slightly less cursed. Ideal for coworkers who can take a joke or for yourself — because therapy’s expensive and this burns longer.

Product Features

• Eco-friendly, non-toxic soy wax (unlike your team dynamic)

• Reusable glass jar — perfect for storing snacks or unspoken rage

• A range of scents that smell far better than your inbox

• Long burn time: 50–60 hours of unapologetic peace

• Fully compliant with ASTM safety standards (someone around here has standards)

Care Instructions
Keep it in sight. Keep away from kids, pets, and needy colleagues. Never burn near flammable items — including other people’s drama.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Lumient, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.